IMPACT Wrestling Results (5/3): Su Yung vs Rosemary, 6-Man X-Division Tag Team Match, Tessa Blanchard, More

IMPACT Wrestling Results
May 3, 2018

IMPACT Tag Team Champion Eli Drake kicked off the show to address the “dummies” in the IMPACT Zone. He said he gave Scott Steiner the night off to tend to his “freaks”, so that he can focus on the banana-eater Austin Aries, and the dummy with a mask named Pentagon Jr. He officially announces that Pentagon has one week, because he’s calling his shot and cashing in his Feast or Fired briefcase next Thursday night.

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Pentagon Jr. makes his way to the ring and does the “Cero Miedo” taunt right in the challengers face, then raises the IMPACT World Championship high into the air. Drake raises his briefcase and tells the champion that he’s only got one week left, and the two stare each other down.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

We got an extremely scripted promo between Keira Hogan and Tessa Blanchard. The newcomer made fun of Keira saying she had her first pay-per-view match at Redemption, and sincerely hopes it’s her last because she doesn’t deserve to be in that spot. Tessa calls herself a diamond in the business, and in every way is just better than Keira. Hogan tells her the only thing she’s better at is sitting on her butt talking, while she’s in the ring working every single week. She tells Tessa to meet her in the ring later tonight.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

Joseph Park was backstage browsing through his phone, when Grado came up and the two hugged it out. That’s weird, since like six months ago Park and his alter-ego Abyss basically turned him into a servant then beat the hell out of him in Monster’s Ball, but I guess we’re just breezing right past that tonight… Grado said he got his immigration situation figured out, and actually found himself a smoking hot girlfriend, although he can’t find his phone at the moment to prove it. Austin Aries walked in and made reference to the last time he was on TV with Joseph Park, and slapped the Jelly Beans out of Grado’s hands, giving him a banana to eat instead. He was rather unpleasant, made fun of both men, then left.

DAVE & JAKE CRIST vs. KM & FALLAH BAHH

KM was worked over for the first few minutes of the match, as OVE made quick tags and kept him off his feet. He rallied back and managed to suplex both Crist brothers simultaneously, and got the tag to Bahh who came in like a wrecking ball planting his opponents with big slams and throws. Bahh just started literally rolling around the ring crushing both brothers under his massive size. KM tried to do it too, but wasn’t big enough to really have any effect. Jake rolled the big man up out of nowhere to pick up the three-count. That was abrupt.

Winners: OVE